While on the set of Walker, Texas Ranger, a little lamb was injured during the course of filming. Chuck Norris healed the lamb's wounds and then immediately killed it to show that the Good Chuck, he giveth, and the Good Chuck, he taketh away...
Friday, December 3, 2010
Praised be the Good Chuck
While on the set of Walker, Texas Ranger, a little lamb was injured during the course of filming. Chuck Norris healed the lamb's wounds and then immediately killed it to show that the Good Chuck, he giveth, and the Good Chuck, he taketh away...
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I went to the Donut store by my house today, and they had an oil painting of Chuck Norris hanging on the wall. When we asked about it, the guy behind the counter said, "Oh, thank god, I thought you were going to say it looked like me! I dunno who that is--I found it in the dumpster." ...People don't throw Chuck Norris artwork in dumpsters, CHUCK NORRIS THROWS CHUCK NORRIS ARTWORK IN DUMPSTERS. So, it must be authentic.
Very true. As an interesting side note, there used to be a street called Chuck Norris but its name had to be changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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