Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Back to the Future
Friends, Romans, Countrymen!
The solution to all your transportation and self-image problems is finally here in one convenient, low-priced package!
Considering upgrading your personal transportation to something a little more stylish? Tired of the old Camry and its out-dated design? Then look no further than the DeLorean! With its PRV V6 motor producing a neck-snapping 130 hp at the wheel and at a nimble curb weight of only 2,700 lbs, the DeLorean is the ultimate sportscar for the modern gentleman. You're sure to blow any late-80's Accord off the road as you tear around in this monster with four wheels.
But wait! Not only is it a menace on the road, it also sports the latest in futuristic design! Its metallic silver stainless steel body and gull-wing doors are sure to turn heads when you pull up to the yacht club to take your canoe out onto the bay. And as an added bonus, for a limited time only, all models come with a flux-capacitor that, upon reaching 88 mph, will allow you to travel back to a time when you were actually cool and didn't need a hairpiece.
So what are you waiting for? Visit http://www.delorean.com/ and order your DeLorean now!
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I love minimalism. http://i.imgur.com/bSJRz.jpg
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